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Here is a timeline of some of my greatest achievements:

Year Achievement
1976 The year I was born, out of the thigh of Zeus, into a cannister of Hormel brand chili.
1984 The year I first kissed a parakeet.
1991 The year I invented Spandex also coincided with the year I convinced a kangaroo to let me live rent free in her pouch. (I needed the free rent to have time to create.)
2002 My lush hair was complimented by someone named Caroline. She was wearing tweed trousers.
2049 The year I predict I will become president of the United States, or, alternatively, Secretary of Agriculture.







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